Saved by the Bell: Why the Hell Did We Watch This Crap?!

With wine in hand, the guys endure a grueling, guilty-pleasure binge watch of Saved By The Bell, threating future marriages and possible unborn children, to bring entertainment to you… the people… and ask: Why the hell did we watch this crap?

Saved By The Bell Drinking Game

By Milo Denison

This “classic” Saturday morning show ran for 4 seasons and 86 episodes. As to why it lasted so long, we have no idea. However, it is a show everyone knows and a few even enjoy it. So, why not enjoy it with a drink in your hand.

Drink Whenever:

  • Any character has a fantasy sequence

  • Any character sings

  • Zack talks directly to the camera

  • Zack used a cell phone 

  • Screech is in a locker

  • Screech is in a costume 

  • Slater calls Zach "Preppy" 

  • Slater calls Jessie "mamma" 

  • Jessie calls Slater a "pig" 

  • Lisa calls Screech a "dork" 

  • Lisa's full name Lisa Turtle is used

  • Lisa mentions shopping

  • Max does a magic trick

  • We see Kevin the robot

Note: If you decide to consume alcohol, we do not take any responsibility for the quantity or the results of your actions after drinking it. You are an adult capable of making your own decisions. Good or bad, such as watching SBTB or not to watch SBTB. 

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In Memory of Dustin Diamond

You left us too soon.

Rest in peace man.

Milo D.

Milo is an actor, podcast host and producer, and writer. His most recent book “How to Manage Your Manager: All the Credit, Half the Work” is out now.

https://www.milodenison.com/
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